Funny Garden Markers: Birch Wood Plant Stakes, Set of 8

For gardeners who laugh at their own results, these funny garden markers say what the tomatoes are thinking. The set has eight stakes cut from untreated birch wood, each 7.75 inches tall and 0.75 inches wide.

What's in the set: Still Alive, Mystery, No Idea, Grow Dammit, Not Sure, Not Dead Yet, Weeds, and Dead.

• Material: untreated birch wood
• Size: 7.75 in tall, 0.75 in wide
• Edges: darker from the laser cutting, which adds some character
• Lifespan: varies with your climate and soil

Funny garden markers make a good Mother's Day or Father's Day gift, and they are just as good for good gardeners and bad ones. Each set is made by hand to order in Montana and ships in about a week.

Want something sincere? The Bee Garden Markers are a friendlier set. Find the rest of our plant markers and stakes too.