{"product_id":"funny-garden-markers-birch-wood-plant-stakes-set-of-8","title":"Funny Garden Markers: Birch Wood Plant Stakes, Set of 8","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor gardeners who laugh at their own results, these funny garden markers say what the tomatoes are thinking. The set has eight stakes cut from untreated birch wood, each 7.75 inches tall and 0.75 inches wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's in the set:\u003c\/strong\u003e Still Alive, Mystery, No Idea, Grow Dammit, Not Sure, Not Dead Yet, Weeds, and Dead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e untreated birch wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7.75 in tall, 0.75 in wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEdges:\u003c\/strong\u003e darker from the laser cutting, which adds some character\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLifespan:\u003c\/strong\u003e varies with your climate and soil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny garden markers make a good Mother's Day or Father's Day gift, and they are just as good for good gardeners and bad ones. Each set is made by hand to order in Montana and ships in about a week.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWant something sincere? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bee-garden-markers-birch-wood-pollinator-stakes-set-of-8\"\u003eBee Garden Markers\u003c\/a\u003e are a friendlier set. Find the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/garden-markers\"\u003eplant markers and stakes\u003c\/a\u003e too.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodnsparks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67617923006642,"sku":null,"price":18.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0477\/9386\/4859\/files\/il_fullxfull.6806596865_1anw.jpg?v=1790962198","url":"https:\/\/woodnsparks.com\/products\/funny-garden-markers-birch-wood-plant-stakes-set-of-8","provider":"Woodnsparks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}